A for Accounts, they work up the stairs.

 

B for the Balance year after year.

 

C for the Cash which is our stock in trade.

 

D for the Diff. which by all has been made.

 

E for Exams. - AIB, SBI.

 

F is for Filing (J follows I).

 

G for the Girls, let's praise and adore 'em.

 

H for Home Safe, we cannot ignore 'em.

 

I for the Ink that we use by the quart.

 

J for the pen not allowed to be bought.

 

K for the Kicks which we all seem to get.

 

L for the Leave (I've not had mine yet).

 

M is for Manager, Branch or Relief.

 

N for the Notices - make 'em all brief.

 

O for the Offices of which we have many.

 

P is for Pound, also the odd Penny.

 

Q is for Queue - enough has been said.

 

R - Requisition that never gets read.

 

S for our Salary - Wot NO INCREASE.

 

T for the Time Sheet without any crease.

 

U for Utility. Make do and mend.

 

V is for Vacancy - advertisements send.

 

W for Basket, Waste Paper - for letters.

 

X 305 and accounts of our betters.

 

Y do it at all is the question that bothers.

 

Z for Ward End and there aren't any others.

 

S. Easy.