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News Letter: Christmas 1956
 
BRUSH UP YOUR BANKING
023
A FEW QUESTIONS ON BILLS, and A FEW GENERAL QUESTIONS.
FIRST PRIZE: 10 years free Tuition in Banking.


BILL OF SALE:                                                    (a) The lad from Cheshire. 
                                                                                (b) A document presented by one’s wife for payment towards the end of January.

BILLS IN A SET:                                                  (a) He’s playing tennis.
                                                                                 (b) He’s fallen in the concrete.

BILLS FOR COLLECTION:                                (a) Incapable of getting home under his own steam.
                                                                                 (b) His turn to take the plate round.

DISCHARGE OF BILL:                                       (a) Chap from up North gets the sack.
                                                                                 (b) William releases broad-side.

AN EXECUTOR:                                                  A Man who:
                                                                                (a) Was worked overtime during the reign of HENRY VIII
                                                                                (b) Opens the exits of cinemas at the end of performances or in case of fire.

DEBENTURES:                                                   (a) False teeth which are not straight.
                                                                                 (b) The adventures of a Debutante.

CASE OF NEED:                                                 (a) Because you have to.
                                                                                (b) 1 doz. “Whitbread”.

ALLONGE:                                                            (a) A medicated sweet.
                                                                                (b) Type of “Chaise Longe” to suit everyone.

DE BONIS NON:                                                 (a) Nothing for the dog.
                                                                               (b) Up to no good.

STOPPAGE IN TRANSITU:                              (a) Reason for being late.
                                                                                (b) Sit down Car Strike.
 
 
A GENOUX.