A for Accounts, they work up the stairs.
B for the Balance year after year.
C for the Cash which is our stock in trade.
D for the Diff. which by all has been made.
E for Exams. - AIB, SBI.
F is for Filing (J follows I).
G for the Girls, let's praise and adore 'em.
H for Home Safe, we cannot ignore 'em.
I for the Ink that we use by the quart.
J for the pen not allowed to be bought.
K for the Kicks which we all seem to get.
L for the Leave (I've not had mine yet).
M is for Manager, Branch or Relief.
N for the Notices - make 'em all brief.
O for the Offices of which we have many.
P is for Pound, also the odd Penny.
Q is for Queue - enough has been said.
R - Requisition that never gets read.
S for our Salary - Wot NO INCREASE.
T for the Time Sheet without any crease.
U for Utility. Make do and mend.
V is for Vacancy - advertisements send.
W for Basket, Waste Paper - for letters.
X 305 and accounts of our betters.
Y do it at all is the question that bothers.
Z for Ward End and there aren't any others.